Humor and Satire

Eclectic collection of my poems from sci-fi sonnets to nursery rhymes to social criticism to surrealism to pretty much everything in between.

Jenny has been working at Analytical Intelligence for over 20 years. And now, their 6 months new product manager Mark has made all kinds of promises to their manager Steve, who has promised all sorts of things to his manager Sam. Everyone's head is on the block, but maybe that's not the only thing they have in common?

Komedya’nın Babası  olarak da bilinen  Aristofanes (Aristophanes)'in  eseri  ZENGİNLİK (Ploutos, Plutus), ilk olarak M.Ö. 408 yılında sahnelenmiş olup, M.Ö. 388 senesinde revize edilerek tekrar oynanmıştır.    ---   ~ Eviren & Çeviren (Translations by):  Yilmaz Güleryüz @guleryuz 

Are you prepared to care for your family in an emergency?  Do you know how to make End of the World Pie with just the scraps left in the pantry?  

En mi defensa añadiré que yo también era "normal", hace tiempo... (y espacio). Y que me enfadé con, me reí de, pero, sobre todo, critiqué a... los que perdían el avión. Y mi crítica siempre acababa igual: - A mí, eso no me pasa. Hasta que me pasó. Y entonces entendí que aquello también era "normal"... pues a muchos les había pasado. y que tampoco es para tanto.  Pero lo que más me costó fue asimilar que a mí eso sí me pasa... tanto que lo borré de mi diario de abordo para pasarlo al de sueños... a la subcategoría de embarazosos e hiperrealistas concretamente. Ese fue el primero, el primero de los muchos pilares que se fueron derrumbando poco a poco, levantando una polvareda de miedo y dejando mi mente nublada... y en ruinas. Pero las ruinas son bellas, atractivas, nos muestran lo que fue... y cómo fue. Y, aunque no es bueno construir sobre ellas, puedes conservarlas... o incluso sacarles partido ;)

"Why It's Good to be Sorta Blind without Glasses", "The Nearly Lost Art of Getting Figuratively Punched in the Face", "To Whom the Person in the Mirror Laughs At", and more.

Komedya’nın Babası  olarak da bilinen  Aristofanes (Aristophanes)'in  eseri  Kadınlar Şenlikte (Thesmophoriazusae), ilk olarak M.Ö.411 senesinde, Dionysia şehrinde oynanmıştır.  ---   Güle güle okuyunuz, okutunuz...   ~ Eviren & Çeviren (Translations by):  Yilmaz Güleryüz @guleryuz  Zeus Baba  

This book is  a celabration of the astoundishing things people pull off with when, unbenounced to them, they get a cog in the works, and something throws a kink into the monkey wrench. They wind up splirting out with a thoroghly snargled-up version of what had initionally been in their foreminds. As one put it, “My mouth starts going before my brain is ready to spit it out”. Or as another exclained: “What on earth was I thinking?!  Its almost like my brain has a mind of it’s own!”

La presente es una recopilación negligente, egoísta, poco corregida y un tanto extendida de textos publicados en http://cafrunisticosydeliraciones.blogspot.com/

Management has cracked it. "We need to improve code quality! Start writing unit-tests!" they cry. The problem is that you are a ninja 10x programmer and have no need for this. Management clearly does not understand on what level you operate on. What follows is a brief document to help with this.

Komedya’nın Babası  olarak da bilinen  Aristofanes (Aristophanes)'in  eseri   Kadınlar Mecliste (Ekklesiazousai), ilk olarak M.Ö.391 tarihinde  Lenaia’da düzenlenen  Dionysus Festivali’nde  sergilendiğinde birincilik ödülünü kazanmıştır.   Güle güle okuyunuz, okutunuz...   ~ Eviren & Çeviren (Translations by):  Yilmaz Güleryüz @guleryuz   Zeus Baba  

如果需要在床上度一生，要怎麼過好呢？ 這裡提供您九十個務實的建議，包括： 生存、親情、情感、家庭、工作、學習、社交、獨處、哲理、健身、興趣。 這裡的內容都是真實的故事，是飛鷹人生活的寫實紀錄。

Kurbağalar  (Yunanca: Βάτραχοι Bátrachoi; Latince: Ranae; Ingilizce: Frogs)  bir komedya olup, Antik Yunan döneminin meşhur şairi Aristofanes tarafından yazılmıştır. Eski Komedya'nın en büyük yazarı olarak nitelendirilen Aristofanes'in  (Aristophanes) en güzel eserlerinden biridir "Kurbağalar" (Frogs).  İlk olarak M.Ö. 405 tarihinde Lenaia’da düzenlenen Dionysus Festivali’nde sergilendiğinde, birincilik ödülünü kazanmıştır.   Güle güle okuyunuz, okutunuz...   ~ Eviren & Çeviren (Translations by):  Yilmaz Güleryüz @guleryuz   Zeus Baba  

This book is an alternative representation of my thoughts, which have been presented more comprehensively in another of my books Writings @ Ankur Mutreja. I felt the need to publish this book separately to cater to the needs of those readers who don’t have much time to read books. The book is indeed a light reading.