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Alice remembers

22 short stories more or less funny

Alice Enamour

Me, my bestie, her husband and his colleague

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At one point my friend’s husband began to make gestures with his head and hands imitating a mental patient. The surprise made the young doctor and I look at each other, and he shrugged and raised his hands in a gesture of “What shall we do?” But my bestie’s reaction was even more surprising.

“STOP! Stop right now!” she shouted, getting up and trying to hit the husband in the face.

I’d never seen her so angry. Everyone in the pub looked at us in surprise, some with a slight smile, others with a disapproving look, most looking frightened. In a flash, the trainee doctor stood up and grabbed my friend by the wrists. Then her husband also stood up, gestured with his hand “take her” to his colleague and shouted “the bill, please”. I was paralysed in my chair.

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The following pages contain twenty-two short stories told in the first person, almost all of which are more or less funny. The themes are varied, with a predominance of university life and surfing.

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Short StoriesTeen and Young AdultHumor and Satire

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Alice Enamour

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intro

The psychologist with the bearded dragon pet

Me, my bestie, her husband and his colleague

The ‘Barneys’ with a flat tyre

The day I almost drowned

A fearless girl (and how I came to associate men and violence)

How I learned to swim (and why am I not afraid of the sea)

The university idiot

My very special European friend came

First vacation surfing for Sophie and I

Sophie meets my tribe

The saga of Sophie’s surfboard

A new school year, a new trouble and…

… a new boy friend and…

… a new group of girl friends

Elan’s proverbial punishment

The ‘emergency situation’ at work and a ‘princessing’ afternoon

How me and my crew started surfing at night

The night we got caught surfing

Pan de los muertos

Travel adventures - First trip to London

Travel adventures - First trip to Dublin

The paradox of freedom: wilfulness or the apron

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