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A humorous fable for IT professionals exhausted by urgency theater

From clever food puns to culture-inspired wordplay, The Laugh Heard Around the World delivers laughs that are smart, lighthearted, and suitable for all ages.

Me, my bestie, her husband and his colleague...At one point my friend’s husband began to make gestures with his head and hands imitating a mental patient. The surprise made the young doctor and I look at each other, and he shrugged and raised his hands in a gesture of “What shall we do?” But my bestie’s reaction was even more surprising.“STOP! Stop right now!” she shouted, getting up and trying to hit the husband in the face.I’d never seen her so angry. Everyone in the pub looked at us in surprise, some with a slight smile, others with a disapproving look, most looking frightened. In a flash, the trainee doctor stood up and grabbed my friend by the wrists. Then her husband also stood up, gestured with his hand “take her” to his colleague and shouted “the bill, please”. I was paralysed in my chair.

This book is an anthology of posts on people and project management from 2008 to 2010, when the author was a manager and was roaming between management training sessions. It started as a blog, Management Bits and Tips: Reflections on Software Engineering and Software Technical Support Management, which now survives as a Facebook page, ManagementBits. When the author returned to engineering after management in 2009, he wanted to publish a book with the original title, Management Bits: An Anthology from Reductionist Manager. Around 2015, he changed its title to Critique of Management Reason: Management Bits and Tips from Can't and added a few more bits as late as 2017.

"Papa, is there any more food?" A small voice said. "Yes, son," the man said, eyeing the short girl on the ground weirdly. "Food has just arrived." The girl blanched. First unknown person's thoughts. The kid came out with something in his mouth. I widened my eyes when I saw it. Then I shifted my panicked eyes to the man who was now slowly closing in on me. Now I understood the look he was giving me. This kid was giving me the same look. They were cannibals! The kid swallowed the finger he had in his mouth and charged after me, hands stretched out as if asking me for a hug. The man saw the panic in my eyes and rushed me, too. I was up off the floor and running before the shriek left my mouth. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. I chant, running with all my might.

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BREAKING: 1950s ASTROLOGER PREDICTED YOUR SMARTPHONE ADDICTION! Pandit Ji saw it all coming: • Your fridge full of "maybe later" leftovers → "Food Coffin" ?⚰️ • Your 3 a.m. Twitter arguments → "Outrage Parrots" ?? • Your GPS → "Stalking device you PAY to carry" ?️?? "Pandit Ji’s Guide to the Future" reveals how a chai-drinking mystic: ✓ Called TV the "Hypnotic Picture Box" ✓ Warned about "Selfie Ghosts" before Instagram existed ✓ Predicted AI would "argue like a drunk uncle"? Question: Which modern tech would break Pandit Ji’s brain the most? ? Tag your most "cursed brick"-obsessed friend below!

Amazon blocked this book — that’s a sign it’s dangerous for the system. Be careful: if you read it, reality might change.