Stuart J. Whitmore was born and raised as a chicken. Wait, no, that's not right. Fake news! He was born and raised as a human in the Puget Sound region. After spending some time in England and Germany, he returned to Washington State to expand his knowledge and overall life experiences. He is still expanding, and now he is approximately the size of Jupiter. (Wait, who is writing this nonsense?!)

Please buy his books and tell your closest 10,000 friends about them, because he clearly needs help... to become obscenely wealthy overnight. It's already 8PM, what are you waiting for? This mission is important!

Also, Stuart would like to add: My books are priced cheaper elsewhere. Don't go there. That just undermines my world domination goals.