Tobers was born from a woman and goat, from which he got his love to gloat. From this day of conception, he would go on to share a revelation. The Knowledge with which he was born, would soon cause the ignorant to mourn. For Tobers knew, more than others, that eternal salvation came from banging mothers.

Now the righteous Tobers began, his divine quest, his perfect plan, to bring knowledge to every man, regardless of attention span. From the day of his birth, to every household would mirth be brought.

But then, was born yaya, the antitobers. Yaya saw not tobers greatness, and only wanted to promote themselves as a false idol. They spoke many lies.