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The Story of Chad

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Chastity White RoseAuthor
10/4/2026Announcements

There was a man who’s name was Chad

When he was near the people were glad

At playing sports he was not bad

He was a 25 year old college grad


He was the town’s best soccer star

He drove a really fancy car

He was really strong and could open a jar

His eating habits were kind of bizarre


He loved animals and didn’t eat meat

He ate cold watermelon in the summer heat

His muscular strength just couldn’t be beat

His friends thought he was kind of neat


Some don’t like Chad’s special ways

He is straight but friends with gays

He is a good man who spends his days

Taking care of animal strays


His longest childhood friend was Matt

For hours on end they both sat

Playing chess while having a chat

Talking about this and that


Chad had a friend who loved animals too

Her name was Stacy and her words were true

She cheered Chad up when he felt blue

At the animal shelter their friendship grew


Chad had the longest winning streak

When he played soccer every week

He often prayed to God at the creek

And asked for words that he must speak


The people in town thought Chad was cool

He tried to follow the Golden Rule

Sometimes jealous guys would ridicule

But his true friends knew Chad was not a fool


He loved Jesus like a Christian would

He loved his neighbors like he should

He helped out the needy when he could

And Chad set a new standard of manhood