Introduction
Introduction
Introduction
Agile Interpretation
- No Design
- No Documentation
- Kanban Is Easy
- Agile About Agile
- No Interruptions
- Develop Sprints Then Test Sprints
- No Sprints
- Agility Not Agile
- Agile Does not Work For My Team Because Of Blank
Ceremonies
- Standup Too Long
- Report Status Standup
- Drop Retros To Save Time
- Nothing To Demo
- SprintZero
Roles
- NoPO
- ManyPOs
- ProxyPO
- Product Owner List Taker
- ScrumMasterAsMeetingCoordinator
- ScrumMasterAssigningTasks
- ScrumMasterShuttle
- ScrumMasterProductOwnerManager
- OverworkedTeam
- GroupOfPeopleNotTeam
- ScrumMasteringIsBoring
- AssignedWork
- ProductOwnerAsBabySitter
- MyManagerWontGoForThat
Estimation
- PointsAsUnitsOfTime
- ThreePointsIsLikeTowDays
- EstimatesConvertToThree
- CompareVelocityBetweenTeams
- MeasureVelocityDownToTheIndividual
- EstimatesAreCommittments
- GanttChart
Artifacts
- OpaqueProductBacklog
- HiddenProductBacklog
- DisguisedEngineeringTasks
- UngroomedProductBacklog
- OneDefinitionOfDonePerStory
- DefinitionOfDonePerPhase
- SharedToDoList
- BacklogOrderedByTaskNotValue
Working Software
- NoWorkingSoftwareInSprint
- SprintsAsPhases
- CliffBurningDown
- MultiThread
- MiniWaterfall
- OnlyInternalCustomers
- LegacyCode
- LongReleaseCycles
- SlowResponse
- StaticDefinitionOfDone
- HIPSprints
- MakeItPerfectTheFirstTime
- RequirementsKeepChanging
- NinetyPercentDone
- SplitUnfinishedWorkForCredit
- MultiTaskingToGoFaster
- DelayedBugFixing
- WorkingTooHardMakesMoreWork
- INeedAHero
- NoDeploymentOnFridays
- ThrowOverTheWallMyPart
- WeDoNotKnowWhoOurCustomersAre
- OurCustomersDoNotCare
Quality & Automation
- ReverseTestPyramid
- IceCreamTest
- NoPeerReview
- RubberStampPeerReview
- OnlyQAApprovesBuilds
- BuildPermaRed
- FailingTests
- UnitTestsSlowUsDown
- UnitTestsToHitCoverageNotPreventBugs
- PairProgrammingSlowsUsDown
- NoRegressionAutomationForProdIssues
- ManualAutomatedTests
- AddPerformanceLater
- AddUnitTestsLater
- QualityOwnedByQA
- ReverseTestPyramid
- SlowTests
- RedButNotTooRed##
Team Dynamics
- SafariAsStaffAugmentation
- HorizontalTeam
- MissingFunctions
- SelfOrganizingMeansSelfForming
Cross Function and Dependencies
- OperationsTeam
- OtherTeamsAreKeepingUsFromAgile
- DevelopersCantTest
- SiloedTeams
- SingleCodeOwner
- Monolith
Scale
- NonSynchronzedSprints
- SiloedTeams
- NoGroupProductOwner
- NoConnectionToRoadmap
- NoTimeForDemos
- ClosedSource