Paradise Hotel
Paradise Hotel
About the Book
At some predetermined time over which there is no control, each one of us will end up as dead as an Arctic lemming. To the enormous disappointment of adherents of all faiths and none, the entire human diaspora is destined to spend eternity trapped in a largely unloved British coastal resort, trying to find useful amusements that will occupy the infinite ages ahead.
Politics, religion, dead celebrities, futility, the Isle of Wight, an atheist god, gypsy sing-alongs, kebabs of dubious provenance, one hundred and forty-four steps to oblivion and a concrete car park that smells of urine: the afterlife is no walk in the park.
“The size of your everyday novel, with the scope of several universes and the coherency of a Southern Baptist on crack.” ~ Stockett Parish Magazine
Prophet of futilitarianism and depressed apocalyptician Another Poet presents the first written paean to the unholy sport of Greasy Churning. Essential reading for all future guests of the Paradise Hotel.
About the Author
Table of Contents
- Foreword
- Mother of A Thousand Dead
- The Curse of Wight
- Paradise Hotel
- Seven Cardinal Sins & Four Last Things
- A Bucket of Fluid Time
- Spit Upon The Grave
- Afterword
- All Things Considered
- Acknowledgements
About the Publisher
This book is published on Leanpub by Another Small Press
Uncommon & infrequent literature since 2010.
www.anothesmallpress.net
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