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Sascha Martin's Pitchy Witch

Is the Worst Trip Ever Forever?

She's got a whining hanger-on and everyone's pointing at her. But there's a downside, too.

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What is it all about?

All she wanted was attention, revenge, and a really stunning selfie in the sky, but now she's doomed to keep arriving at the place from which she'd started, and not know it at all.

So much for epiphanies.

What you'll learn

Sascha Martin's not-a-friend
is not to be ignored,
And now she has occasion
to be feted and adored.