The Holy Bible (MAGAV)
The Holy Bible (MAGAV)
Make America Great Again Version
About the Book
Introducing the YUGEST, BIGLYEST version of the Bible you've ever laid your eyes on! If you thought the original was a snooze-fest, wait till you see what I've done with it. Using my programming wizardry, I've transformed the sacred text into a hilarious parody written entirely in the quirky oratory style I like to call MAGASPEAK!
That's right, folks, get ready for some covfefe entertainment as I take you on a journey through the greatest stories ever told, MAGA-style. From Adam and Eve to Noah's Ark, all the way to the New Testament and Two Corinthians, every page is dripping with MAGAisms, quips, and outrageous one-liners that will have you laughing out loud. You won't believe how much better the Bible sounds when it's been MAGA-fied!
Whether you're a die-hard Trump supporter or just someone who loves a good laugh, this book is a must-read. So grab a covfefe, sit back, and get ready to make the Bible great again!
About the Author
Table of Contents
- Disclaimer
- Thanks
- Introduction
- The Old Testament
- Genesis
- Exodus
- Leviticus
- Numbers
- Deuteronomy
- Joshua
- Judges
- Ruth
- 1 Samuel
- 2 Samuel
- 1 Kings
- 2 Kings
- 1 Chronicles
- 2 Chronicles
- Ezra
- Nehemiah
- Esther
- Job
- Psalms
- Proverbs
- Ecclesiastes
- Song of Solomon
- Isaiah
- Jeremiah
- Lamentations
- Ezekiel
- Daniel
- Hosea
- Joel
- Amos
- Obadiah
- Jonah
- Micah
- Nahum
- Habakkuk
- Zephaniah
- Haggai
- Zechariah
- Malachi
- The New Testament
- Matthew
- Mark
- Luke
- John
- Acts
- Romans
- 1 Corinthians
- Two Corinthians
- Galatians
- Ephesians
- Philippians
- Colossians
- 1 Thessalonians
- 2 Thessalonian
- 1 Timothy
- 2 Timothy
- Titus
- Philemon
- Hebrews
- James
- 1 Peter
- 2 Peter
- 1 John
- 2 John
- 3 John
- Jude
- Revelation
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