The Holy Bible (MAGAV)
Minimum price
Suggested price

The Holy Bible (MAGAV)

Make America Great Again Version

About the Book

Introducing the YUGEST, BIGLYEST version of the Bible you've ever laid your eyes on! If you thought the original was a snooze-fest, wait till you see what I've done with it. Using my programming wizardry, I've transformed the sacred text into a hilarious parody written entirely in the quirky oratory style I like to call MAGASPEAK!

That's right, folks, get ready for some covfefe entertainment as I take you on a journey through the greatest stories ever told, MAGA-style. From Adam and Eve to Noah's Ark, all the way to the New Testament and Two Corinthians, every page is dripping with MAGAisms, quips, and outrageous one-liners that will have you laughing out loud. You won't believe how much better the Bible sounds when it's been MAGA-fied!

Whether you're a die-hard Trump supporter or just someone who loves a good laugh, this book is a must-read. So grab a covfefe, sit back, and get ready to make the Bible great again!

  • Share this book

  • Categories

    • Fantasy
    • GPT
    • Humor and Satire
  • Feedback

    You must own a copy of this Book to access the forums.

    Email the Author(s)

About the Author

Daniel Hargett
Daniel Hargett

Daniel Hargett DSCE DCME, has been using and programming computers since his father gave him his first 386 in 1995. Since then, he has built a beautiful family and successful career in Digital Signage. His passions include Learning, Teaching, Audio/Video tech, Computer Networking, and Computer Hardware/Software.

Table of Contents

    • Disclaimer
    • Thanks
    • Introduction
    • The Old Testament
      • Genesis
      • Exodus
      • Leviticus
      • Numbers
      • Deuteronomy
      • Joshua
      • Judges
      • Ruth
      • 1 Samuel
      • 2 Samuel
      • 1 Kings
      • 2 Kings
      • 1 Chronicles
      • 2 Chronicles
      • Ezra
      • Nehemiah
      • Esther
      • Job
      • Psalms
      • Proverbs
      • Ecclesiastes
      • Song of Solomon
      • Isaiah
      • Jeremiah
      • Lamentations
      • Ezekiel
      • Daniel
      • Hosea
      • Joel
      • Amos
      • Obadiah
      • Jonah
      • Micah
      • Nahum
      • Habakkuk
      • Zephaniah
      • Haggai
      • Zechariah
      • Malachi
    • The New Testament
      • Matthew
      • Mark
      • Luke
      • John
      • Acts
      • Romans
      • 1 Corinthians
      • Two Corinthians
      • Galatians
      • Ephesians
      • Philippians
      • Colossians
      • 1 Thessalonians
      • 2 Thessalonian
      • 1 Timothy
      • 2 Timothy
      • Titus
      • Philemon
      • Hebrews
      • James
      • 1 Peter
      • 2 Peter
      • 1 John
      • 2 John
      • 3 John
      • Jude
      • Revelation

Other books by this author

The Leanpub 60 Day 100% Happiness Guarantee

Within 60 days of purchase you can get a 100% refund on any Leanpub purchase, in two clicks.

Now, this is technically risky for us, since you'll have the book or course files either way. But we're so confident in our products and services, and in our authors and readers, that we're happy to offer a full money back guarantee for everything we sell.

You can only find out how good something is by trying it, and because of our 100% money back guarantee there's literally no risk to do so!

So, there's no reason not to click the Add to Cart button, is there?

See full terms...

80% Royalties. Earn $16 on a $20 book.

We pay 80% royalties. That's not a typo: you earn $16 on a $20 sale. If we sell 5000 non-refunded copies of your book or course for $20, you'll earn $80,000.

(Yes, some authors have already earned much more than that on Leanpub.)

In fact, authors have earnedover $13 millionwriting, publishing and selling on Leanpub.

Learn more about writing on Leanpub

Free Updates. DRM Free.

If you buy a Leanpub book, you get free updates for as long as the author updates the book! Many authors use Leanpub to publish their books in-progress, while they are writing them. All readers get free updates, regardless of when they bought the book or how much they paid (including free).

Most Leanpub books are available in PDF (for computers) and EPUB (for phones, tablets and Kindle). The formats that a book includes are shown at the top right corner of this page.

Finally, Leanpub books don't have any DRM copy-protection nonsense, so you can easily read them on any supported device.

Learn more about Leanpub's ebook formats and where to read them

Write and Publish on Leanpub

You can use Leanpub to easily write, publish and sell in-progress and completed ebooks and online courses!

Leanpub is a powerful platform for serious authors, combining a simple, elegant writing and publishing workflow with a store focused on selling in-progress ebooks.

Leanpub is a magical typewriter for authors: just write in plain text, and to publish your ebook, just click a button. (Or, if you are producing your ebook your own way, you can even upload your own PDF and/or EPUB files and then publish with one click!) It really is that easy.

Learn more about writing on Leanpub