Assorted Ramblings
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Assorted Ramblings

A maelstrom of curious diatribes and cacophonous ventings

About the Book

A collection of 15 years of blogging, writing and ranting, all stuff that's been sat on and saved for years finally comes together in this one of a kind book. Seriously, don't buy it, it's in massive need of editing and spellchecking.

About the Author

Roxy Firestorm
Roxy Firestorm

Unemployed, overestimator and underachiever Roxy Firestorm has been terrorising the internet for years, or so she'd like to think. Now she's discovered the joy of self-publishing it's time to spread her reign of tyrrany over the literary public too. Muhahaha!!!

Table of Contents

  • A Beginning
  • A Change in the Mood
  • A Dangerous Thing
  • A Last Tribute
  • Awe
  • Blackout
  • Blank
  • Body vs. Brain, mark 2
  • Business as usual?
  • Dealbreakers
  • Deceit
  • Definition of insanity
  • Despondent
  • does it ever get to you?
  • fear
  • Firecrackers
  • Goodbye
  • half cut
  • Hate
  • Holding On and Letting Go
  • i’ve never known pain like this before
  • Jackass
  • Joblessness
  • Subject: Lost Boyfriend
  • Missing The Point
  • November
  • Prologue
  • Reach out
  • requires effort
  • Subject: Re: RE; Re: Lost Boyfriend
  • Secrets (published on secret blog 6 july)
  • Self-pity
  • shallow
  • Stalker
  • Staples
  • Swung
  • The Great Escape
  • The Letter
  • the reason why
  • this goddamned awful hope
  • throwing in the towel
  • To Vicky
  • Truth
  • Void
  • What Now?
  • Who am I?

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