Suzze Osmond, Runaway Christian
Last updated on 2016-07-21
About the Book
Superstar televangelist Suzze Osmond has fallen from grace.
Gone down market.
None of the usual foibles that befall the high and mighty when they crash and burn. Coming down is a bitch and as best she can figure, God himself is out to get her. For a while, she’s content to hide out in her empty mansion with only a disapproving angel and an argumentative commode for company. But the answers to what happened, and why, are on the outside. Thus begins Suzze’s quest as she treks, half naked and barefoot across recession-racked America, squatting behind dumpsters and slinking down deserted streets, hanging out in paradise and motivating the multitudes -– all while struggling to keep her irritable bowel syndrome at bay.
Fiction | Humor | Satire | Fantasy | Strong Female Lead
350 Book Pages | 90,000 Words | 3/6 Episodes | New Episodes Quarterly | Appropriate Profanity | No Explicit Sex
Audience (From Focus Groups)
Artists | Feminists | Humanists | Free-Thinkers
Focus Group Results | 4.6 Stars
Love the humor, love the cleverness, love the developing story, love the War on Christianity theme. . Ferociously Profane
. . . zippy dialog and a fast-paced narrative in a complex, layered plot . . .
Entertaining, thought-provoking, captivating and mystical . . .
Artful, cynical good fun
Funny. Perverse. Magical.
Artists, atheists, free-thinkers unite! Finally, a hero[ine] for the rest of us.
Publisher's Statement of Likeability
Wow, you just decided to hop a ride with Suzze Osmond, Runaway Christian. We hope you enjoy it. ---Here’s a little secret.--- Although we’re thrilled when someone wants to read the book, our main objective on Leanpub is to ‘test the property’. We want to know who reads it and why, and how they think it could be made even more interesting, more exciting than it already is. ---We’ll use that info to pitch the adventures of Suzze Osmond as a mini-series.--- So won’t you help out? Just tell us what you think in as much or as little detail as you like. Use the comments section here, or better yet, send us an email.
Thanks! The Suzze Team
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