Welcome To Planet Jordo
Welcome To Planet Jordo
I Comedy In Peace
About the Book
Welcome To Planet Jordo, I Comedy In Peace;
There's just something about Halloween babies. Born nonconformists, we celebrate our eccentricity and share a joy for life.
But enough about us, there is an "I" in "Bio" for a reason, so allow me to introduce myself.
I was born on Planet Jordo in a colorful place where smiles run free. I speak my own language, "Jewberish" for comedic effect.
Planet Jordo beams positive Jordo vibes across the internet, blasting unsuspecting peeps with Screenplays, Books, Comics, YouTube videos, Shtick or Tweets, Jordo Bombing, Photo Shpiels and other Margolis Mayhem.
This eBook accomplishes what no hard copy print volume could do, no matter how much I turned up the volume. This medium permits Jordo Shvideos to complete your visit to Planet Jordo. And for that, I give big shmanx to the gurus of leanpub. To experience future jordOriginal works, visit my humor sites and social media satellites.
Enjoy your orbit and leave your fun prints.
Jordo
About the Editor
Table of Contents
- CHAPTER ONE – FUNNY, YOU DON’T SOUND JEWISH
- CHAPTER TWO: SHTICK OR TWEET
- CHAPTER THREE: JORDO AND JORDON’Ts
- CHAPTER FOUR: SCHTICK OR TWEET
- CHAPTER FIVE: DEAR LOVE LAWYER
- CHAPTER SIX: SHTICK OR TWEET
- CHAPTER SEVEN: THE POWER OF REVERSE APOLOGY
- CHAPTER EIGHT: SHTICK OR TWEET
- CHAPTER NINE: XQ ResQ Patrol/ XQ ResQ Radio
- CHAPTER TEN: SHTICK OR TWEET
- CHAPTER ELEVEN: EXCUSELAND – DMA AWARDS
- CHAPTER TWELVE: EGGSCUSEMAN “WHAT’S YOUR EGGSCUSE?”
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN:
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN: EXCERPTS FROM EXCUSEMAN NOVELS
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN: SHOES, AN ORIGINAL COMICAL HUMMABLE HUGGABLE MUSICAL
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN: GRAVE ADVICE
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: LEAVE YOUR FUN PRINTS
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