Zander in Climaxia
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Zander in Climaxia

The Strangest, Sexiest Fantasy Novel You'll Ever Read

About the Book

Zander Sanderson has a ho-hum life, being a register jockey in a sex toy store until he is transported to the Queendom of Cunt. He is met there by a satyr named Pan (they're all named "Pan"), who accidentally poisons him (with its' cum) and brings him to the only person who can save his life, the Queen of Cunt. After saving Zander as only she is able to, the Queen informs Zander of his destiny, to save the Queendom from the scourge of the Kingdom of Cock, which seeks to conquer the world by the union of their two dominions. 

Can Zander overcome and survive the oddness and tribulations that he finds himself in? Has he actually gone mad, wandering the streets in Las Vegas? Join Zander on his quest as he seeks the answers and the end of his rope.

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Mick Axelrod
Mick Axelrod

Mick Axelrod is an author, actor, performance poet, and playwright living in Las Vegas. Mick attended CUNY Brooklyn College, with a focus on Comparative Religions and Television Writing; he has been a featured poet for the City of Las Vegas on several occassions and has been on the Las Vegas Poetry Slam team in several iterations. His verse play For the Joy of the Sting, the world's first Shakespearean Verse Tragedy, enjoyed its' first run in February 2013, which he also directed and acted in, and was critically acclaimed by City Life and The Review Journal. Mick also has a compendium of short plays called Scenes from a Cell, all of which he wrote on his cell phone. Zander in Climaxia is Mick's first novel.

Table of Contents

  • Chapter One – Business as Usual
  • Chapter Two - Transported and Poisoned
  • Chapter Three - Waking from a Dream in a Dream
  • Chapter Four - Food for Thought
  • Chapter Five - Responsibilities
  • Chapter Six– A Fair Feeling
  • Chapter Seven– The Torture of Zander Sanderson
  • Chapter Eight– The Death of the King
  • Chapter Nine – Cold Steel in a Warm Heart
  • Chapter Ten – Waking from a Dream in a Nightmare

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